some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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