just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
This is classic penis vs brain.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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