week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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