Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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