oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
As shirtless as possible
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The power of my boobs compel you
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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