i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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