I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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