brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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