did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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