Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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