1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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