But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my vag is so smooth its legendary
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Randomize
