If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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