is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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