Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
