By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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