Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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