If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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