You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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