It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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