She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I am naked and annoyed.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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