is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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