They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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