what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
How does one acquire holy water?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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