are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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