After last night, I could never be a politician.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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