My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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