I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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