OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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