so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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