think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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