tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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