I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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