I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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