I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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