You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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