I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My ATM looks so different sober.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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