Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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