i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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