god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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