I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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