Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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