Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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