Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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