I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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