READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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