the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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