Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
