Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Randomize
