She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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