I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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