JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I forget how to act sober
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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