Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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