im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
