So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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