direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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